Breaking News... Wine Cures Whine

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An Ohio mother reports that, during a long week of whining about work,
bills, and the general malady of motherhood, a swift intake of a 750ml of
Chardonnay has cured all ailments. Though functioning a little slow this
morning, she reports, "I usually run to the bottle when life has me down,
and last night, it did the trick again."

Vacationing from work today, she adds, "Nothing works like a big bottle
of cheap wine."